*If you’re a fan (if you aren’t, why the fuck not?), you read the unofficial part one to accompany this masterpiece about the tongue; it is entitled, “A Quick Guide to Thick Fines Wetting Beds.” Go check that.
Few things in life are sexier than a woman getting into position; than covering her face as you slide up on her, spreading her legs apart; the prone position has made many a sniper a hero. (This is the moment in time, men; where you have either earned yourself glaze and praise; or you have merely begun her journey of regret.)
She’s beautiful. For the beginners, if you have trouble; shape your hands like the shape of her vagina; kiss her in between the shape your fingers make. Lick. Peck. Poke with tongue, starting slow French kissing.
The thighs are a thing, as well; and men, yes, she loves them sucked on, bitten or nibbled. This is also where she’s ticklish. Take those two hands — where now, you should be freestyling, allowing your tongue to do what feels natural; the kissing and light tonguing — and spread out to the beautiful crease area. Women truly hold keys to life in their creases; you know, that spot where the waist/stomach meets the hips/thighs?
She’s moaning. Good boy! Get in there and really take command now.
