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“There are risks associated with waking a woman up by eating her groceries, yes? She could’ve went on a late night food binge — “
“Yes! She could also think it’s a burglar, and kick violently”.
“Mate. Shut up, will you? Any real bloke takes a kicking like a donkey, or a headbutt, like a ram. It’s all for the good of humanity”.
“Says the black guy from Pork & Beans, practicing a bad English accent. I bet that’s what scared her”.
“He’s probably right, ya know”?
“She wanted Idris. I wanted to give her Idris”.
“So, we’ll blame it on her. You know women are never satisfied”.
“Or the ski mask. Maybe the pistol…”
“How come you just didn’t take the mask off”?
“I don’t know, I — “
“Didn’t think that far into the future, did you”? The three men look at one another, laughing as hard as hard as the liquor that would chase the last chuckle, right before the brothers got back to the business at hand.
“Look, you can’t just make a flawless video, and not let your girlfriend know. And besides, you think she will be okay with you shaking your shit in the camera, just because you both had your faces covered”?
