“A Quick Guide to Thick Fines Wetting Beds (a how-to)”

Fellas, congratulations; you got yourself one. Or, maybe you’re here, because you’re lurking behind the scenes, looking for that right one that you think you might want to approach. All good — this is a safe space (even if we use chokes here) — and I’m what you might call a connoisseur, an aficionado.

Love me a thick thing. Fluffy like the pancakes they make you in the morning, after remembering the bed as a wave pool. She wanted all of your man weight to fall down and into her, and you tried to hold off…

Or maybe you were afraid. Never fear — let me help you get your game right quick.

First of all, understand that you can be a little man, or a large man; but either way, thickum babies are just like the slim goody joints — start with the basics.

The hug — or, as I call it — The Approach, is oh, so important. My guy, in that moment, you have to find her fit in your grip. Really, you should have already been sizing her up from the first set of nudes she finally hit you with; but if you didn’t, get ya batter’s eye up. To where, when you balk at pitching shorty the pipe, she’s offended. Back to the hug though; find that right grip and where she fits into you; and if you haven’t been in the gym, do some push-ups. Women love great hugs; and thick women give the best ones. Don’t…